i have a problem

all of my gift ideas come from pinterest

save me

#fear

must have 5 years experience

Ba-da ding-ding-ding-ding whooaaaaa!

write what you know

sometimes i’m unintentionally mean. sometimes we show up in our writing

pilot

amc marathons

they say, “oh you graduated?” -no, i decided i was finished

i’m still in the mom told me ‘you’re going to school; i’ll give you a summer’ phase of kanye life plan. she has yet to meet my no-i.d./get me his number

blogging amish

so topical

is this show still on?

my canonization